My chin erupted / my appearance, disrupted / too old for this shit

Temptation calls me / wet new patio, leave my / mark upon the world ?

I bought a Miele / So how do you say Miele? / 'Stupid-expensive.'

Watching Judge Judy / tweeting with my new TweeFree / life is pretty cool

A promising start / a shit ending, but I'm sure / you knew this would come.

Report for duty / eager grin, nervous within / for the day to come

Monday, Atari / and a Star Wars marathon / is good clean nerd fun