The fourth of July / I love the bottle rockets / three-day weekends rule

Mass Pike is fickle / first, no traffic; then, traffic / She is a temptress

New England Weather / Tempting with your brisk autumns / Dammit I hate snow

Wikipedia / I loathe editing you so / Fickle user base [

I heart risotto / Cheese and rice and cheese and rice / May I have more, please?