What's happening now / Twitter was full yesterday / mighty green outside

This doobie hay-like / time to pull out my stash now / endless gaming soon

Porn hub not free now / bound to happen Someday right / Poorass Internet

My tweets barely work / Censored and unsearchable / what's the fucking prob?

Rolling around broke / looking at the glass half full / finish this

Slept all day again / missed the Magic game oh well / birthday party 5p

Searched the Twitter / band playing and outside nice / too many people here.

Lost a follower / Three haiku a day too much / wonder who it was.

Yeah I found that fool / the one who unfollowed me / happy it was him.

One must play happy / Costly to want in gambling / must quench mental thirst.

Boy I enjoy tweets / the ones Negranu uses / poker bad beat tweets.

She got old and fat / she lives very far away / miss high school sweetheart.

Sitting in my room / almost four twenty you know / time to get toasty.

Yep I did give in / freaking welfare line I wait / need some money please.

Tweetnotsent2long / when clumbsyisthedirt / you are like the worm.

Survivor fever / Russell is the best ever / second place again.

Adore quiet times / power cut off at home means / real life survivor.

Day one power cut / although hard to charge the phone / I kinda like it.

Got concert tonight / moving instraments right now / Bel-Air at seven.

Drank no alcohol / ten o'clock and still hungry / Great show at Bel-Air.

Ever wonder who / is winning the endless war / between good and evil.

Try to define good / have faith it will all work out / bring someone with you.

Here is evils goal / strip clubs on mountaintops / fears of the future.

Rain cloud of three hours / nothing do, no cigarettes. / need cigarette farm?

Weather got you down / hands worn out from scraping paint / Helping people move.

I'm so damn pissed off / cats found the birds nest garage / kick cats like footballs.

Raleigh job center / plenty of hope and jobs today / this is where to start.

Guess I spoke too soon / job center takes forever / needs new management.

Watching Celtics-Cavs / Lebron James and Shaq failing / WhErE is Mo Williams.

Eyes are drying up / this car is running on fumes / good luck tomorrow.

Fakeass interview / get back on the Internet / rope swing and something.

Career center now / lots of chatter and no work / jobs or just a check.

They came for the checks / not for the jobs or careers / in line until Monday.

Spybot scan right now / two hours and a reboot / time for chihuahua.

Dang this computer / why am I still sitting here / wasted a Friday.

At my friends new house / walmart called and wants to hire / whupty frickin doo.

Saw a lightning bug / it has begun to sprinkle / out at the rope swing.

Only the candlelight / Endless rain on cabins roof / still dopeless hope fiend.

Would you look at that / Jordan on a commercial / acting not racist.

Damn the NBA / So ready for Survivor / let Doberman out.

Had my best moment / Poker Hall of Famer tweet / directly to me.

Missed all appointments / here at Raleigh career place / found a job I like.

Found the best video / Its two girls dancing on phone / clothing optional.

Sit backyard relax / oh shit the kids need something / trouble now

In the Saturn S / next to my blue Saturn S / phone in car to charge.

Candlelit cabin / across from my old mansion / both lakefront though.

Macaroni grill / lots of hot things in that place / so full and relaxed.

Slowplayed pocket eights / some fool raised 500k / won million dollars.

Woke up late dreaming / about a pretty nice girl / getting hot in here.

In a triangle / about to catch Magic game / expect massive failure.

Removed a spammer / Dali Llama tweets too much / I don't read Chinese.

Too hot in cabin / spent fifty bucks on junk food / wet towel keeps cool.

At the old mansion / sleep in the cold air with dog / four cats on my porch.

That's my basketball / Ray Allens mom basketball / Boston Celebrex.

Found some great brown pants / cord pants with tiny pockets / They fit perfectly.

Zach Randolph busted / 20 million made last year / Greedy kingpin jail.

It is time to quit / when Zach Randolph got busted / and I have no job.

Anybody else / tweet while donating their blood / With my older bro.

At the old mansion / filling up a dog flea bath / For my outside dog.

Gary Coleman died / what you talkin bout Willis / Gone to get some green.

Why do people tweet / while they're driving down the road / it's so dangerous.

Discovered something / from all my tweets I learned / I'm so damn pitiful.

Slept all day dreaming / kinda good and kinda bad / Great second breakfast.

After this day we grow / closer to self destruction / Yet do not worry.

Just woke up alone / no food just smoke and water / Church podcast right now.

Backyard at sister's / pool and my family party / Lots of great chatter.

I still have not even / convinced just ONE of my friends / to start Twittering.

Phone in car to charge / Candlelight and red Kool-Aid / Something smoke then quit.

Four eggs scrambled cheese / two buttered toast two bacon / Milk and orange juice.

I love my walmart / bought two cigs from the cashier / Fiddy cent convenient.

Still thinking of you / precious favorite follower / Lovable S__Walker.

Up at three pm / then a shopping spree of food / Now a steak breakfast.

Strangest Haikus ever / Cannot face you directly / Start using slashes.

Tweeting and driving / headed to lakefront cabin / Anyone welcome.

I tweeted so calm / afraid to lose you only / I delete few tweets.

Sat on my glasses / Raleigh Springs Mall get new pair / NBA tonight.

Dark gold rim glasses / hot powerless house of sweat / Waiting for the game.

In powerless cabin / no candles or batteries / Portable blacklight.

Bought two cheap flashlights / battery for old wristwatch / Cute red shorts with bones.

Special thanks goes to / Jeff Van Gundy for saying / Celtics need Posey.

Another day wasted / Showered shaved and looking good / yet I'm not looking.

Is there something new / that will overtake this bad / Internet forum.

At the great lakehouse / Didn't try to work today / Slept ten hours straight.

In bed at lakehouse / plan to spend thirty days here / so then pass brug screen.

Woke up for dinner / shrimp and rice at the lakehouse / and my chihuahua.

Need to go to store / get something for all these fleas / pets have gone crazy.

Rainy riverfront / trolley mere feet away now / Blocking my view.

Series tied 2-2 / now onto guitars and games / May go home early.

Midnight Walmart run / salad sandwich coke and chips / Ate three pounds of food.

Twanky missed calls / thought phone was dead but instead / no ringer at all.

Up all night again / Cookies and three trail mixes / With brown chihuahua.

Hence forth a movement / Foxsports members unite now / under hyperlink.

This is a party / at least thirty in backyard / Grilling and drinking.

Up all night again / Church on tv and podcast / Nervous for myself.

Near total failure / five hours sleep and exhausted / No clean clothes to wear.

Hooked up for last time / I am too early for game / You aren't at your home.

Buried link unusable / Forgotten Twitter password / Stinks I can't link it.

Off to the cabin / Well my Lakers got kersquashed / Whiney-ass Celtics.

Heading to bed now / Seven o'clock in the morning / Others head to work.

Twitter slowing down / Spy software jacked up again / Keeping them busy.

House sitting is nice / A.C. plus beer and TV / Why ever go sleep

Watching Laker game / second time through I look for / Celtic bench dismay.

Somehow slept all day / Oh yeah I remember now / World Cup knocked me out.

Eyes tear while sun rise / games and movies keep me up / Up all night again.

Wish for many things / in my grasp I had it all / Now my thoughts haunt me.

Something I don't know / Need to start over I guess / Now I babysit.

Still too hot outside / still housesitting day and night / drys like a desert.

Sometimes honesty / leads to misunderstanding / Therefore silence.

Playing halo 3 / not housesitting anymore / The game is starting.

Came home so quiet / stayed out way too late again / Tired from worry.

Well rested at home / plan to quit smoking again / Replace smoke with food.

Riding in a loop / chiefing bowl in a Dodge Ram / Bumping our band song.

Stayed out very late / slept all day and will likely / Do it all again.

Breakfast is either / peanut butter and jelly / Or some BLTs.

Just this one Haiku / In fear of all sorts of things / Trying to get job.

Patiently reading / following way too many / still enjoyable.

Feeling great today / just slept eleven hours / time to look for work.

Driving down Yale Rd / waiting on FedEx to call / I'm so qualified.

In old Bartlett now / running errands with my friend / Have to move my car.

Ready to leave now / Hopefully get something done / Unlike last six months.

Another day gone / scraped by with a little help / Goals put off again.

Chihuahua sleeps well / loud tv in other room / debating bedtime.

How to explain this / the App can't keep up with me / Loses favorites.

I'm sick of seeing / google results for my name / Linking to Twitter.

We can translate tweets / Using the cool iPhone app / Good luck with that ya'll.

Over the weekend / made it through with no money / Do my best today.

Try to get up now / so warm and muggy outside / Flip flops on and go.

Simple Summer night / cold bedroom with two tvs / Everyone sleeping.

Sun cooks the damp ground / time for chores and some fun / then pick blueberries.

Went to get the car / took just only one minute / Friend thought I had left.

Dog with bad vision / brown applehead chihuahua / She eats people food.

The screen is so bright / dark room I just woke up in / vision of future.

You not "psychotic" / you just happily in love / With all the wrong things.

I'm working today / getting to do some moving / Thoroughbred Moving.

Two big Penske trucks / Bumping the new Eminem / rolling through the heat.

Germantown Chilis / it is very nice out here / Six deep with movers.

Just got up "Too Rate" / six pets keep me company / COLD air feels so great.

Should we get used to / All of the trending topics / In foreign language.

I'd be fantastic / if good tweets were allowed but / It won't let them post.

Pinstripe holds up dirt / on the broken-down Saturn / Under the carport.

Sorting through papers / A ninety degree lakehouse / Wet cloth to survive.

Lot of chores to do / put off for another day / I don't watch tv.

On a job hunt but / resume on far away / Computer somehow.

Slept twelve long hours / sad thing is I didn't dream / Unlike last two days.

Quiet neighborhood / drop off my car and walk home / Slink in quietly.

Got up after noon / peanut butter and jelly / Blueberries on top.

I'm contemplating / a second Twitter account / Because I need help.

Having a good bowl / chocolate ice cream blueberries / With some whipped cream.

At a softball game / Easthill vs First Baptist / Brother hit home run.

Burning hot outdoors / made the city look like crap / After up all night.

Old dog knaws her paw / then silence as she looks up / Begging to go out.

At Petsmart Wolfchase / many cars burn in the heat / Humans and pets shop.

I don't know either / Aquarious or Pisces / Just found out I'm both.

Looking at this phone / like it could bring my life back / If I knew the words.

At chuch on Monday / going to do this all week / Easthill revival.

A brand new stop sign / empty road full of streetlights / Horizon gold moon.

Giant parking lots / long clouds fight hot sun / Semi trucks near FedEx .

Giant parking lots / long clouds fight hot sun / Truck noise near FedEx .

Waiting in my car / Friend trying to get a job / So used to the heat.

Ordering meatwads / McDonalds Covington Pike / two cars couldn't wait.

A new day has come / The knowledge unbearable / Way too much info.

Congratulations / to the Democrat Party / Making more have-nots.

Friday night drinking / Summer Pennant Sama Oko and / Nishimoto lose.

Had long crazy dream / riding dirtbike on highway / With my chihuahua.

Great days long rest / Pets in need of attention / So I must get up.

Goodnight everyone / New perspective fast produced / Predicting future.

Missed my FedEx appt / dinner tacos and argue / While dog knaws her paw.

If you're wondering / why that retweet is funny / Cause it's so damn big.

Walking through the dark / In arm a book called Power / staring at planets.

At local market / Seeking job as the flies dash / I worked here before.

Arrive to bug noise / Birds tweet soft this afternoon / Overcast hot sky.

A dragonfly cloud / They wouldn't land on my hand / Fonta baseball field.

Screw Colin Cowherd / I really want to punch him / In the abdomen.

F Colin Cowherd / I'd like to see him boiling / In this Memphis heat.

tWas up all night long / Deleted miserable tweets / Hating my account.

My searches won't work / iPhoney app bizniches / Back to old homepage.

My searches won't work / Car radio in the park / As the sky lights up.

The wur of crickets / It's apparently halftime / Eight more hours sleep.

Clouds block the sunrise / Fresh water in the birdbath / Quiet neighborhood.

So nobody knows / "agathokakological" / And they never will.

Things change quickly / Got cigs, meeting new Broker / Might need new screenname.

Muggy night still young / Even in car still outside / Way too much thinking.

After night of dreams / Spent a minute outside heat / Then try for same dream.

Outside so muggy / Inside I love the light on / Still hear the crickets.

Up at eleven / Fast moodswing rollercoaster / So busy yet free.

Waited a full month / Unable to search my links / A simple update.

Add "superstition" / to Colin Cowherd sucks tweet / There I just did it.

Add "inauspicious" / To Colin Cowherd sucks tweet / what the hells that mean.

Two trucks with two boats / Heber Springs Arkansas bound / River cabin soon.

At a gas station / in Heber Springs Arkansas / With Captain Morgan.

Ultimate cabin / Four storey deck on river / Slept outside for fun.

Spent weekend dreaming / Kept my intentions private / New crush nice secret.

New crush on my mind / I stay quiet and alone / She deserves better.

While on the hammock / Wished on 12 shooting stars / Then saw lightningbug.

Spent all day in bed / now I'm outside on the lake / Feels just like Heber.

Tweeting to draft box / becoming so addictive / Fabulous filter.

Afraid she will find / All these Haiku about her / Bad secret keeper.

Beautiful young tease / My heart forever broken / You cannot hurt me.

I'm listening to / Chris Vernon Show Podcast / While I'm on Twitter.

Hanging with friends / playing Comand and Conquer / Waste of a Sunset.

Future keeps us from / Something we will get back to / Teenage innocence.

Stares into Twitter / Possibilities endless / Potential wasted.

When should I tell her / Or would she ever find out / Make it so epic.

Woke up to phone call / Was in a promising dream / About ex girlfriend.

Neither here nor there / Runaway locomotive / Never going back.

Busy Realtor frowns / His tobacco has run out / Wrote contract today.

Accepted contract / Just got nice call from Broker / Smiling ear to ear.

Crickets full of noise / Air conditioner joins in / Turn on a Podcast.

NEVER CHANGE, PEOPLE! / Be happy and drink caffiene / Don't forget to laugh.

Muggy old suburb / I drive back and forth the same / Dainty old Railroad.

Dawn peeks through window / Empty commercial district / Sunday crowd differs.

All the cars speed past / While bugs keep disturbing me / Hosting open house.

On the porch because / Fools ganked the AC unit / Still is a nice house.

Old unsellable house / I'm taking my signs with me / Open house over.

A mile of car lots / So many out of business / Useless property.

In lakehouse driveway / Housefly escapes car happy / Wouldn't leave earlier.

Scheduled power lunch / Coffee and free Reeses Cups / Feel like Donald Trump.

Titans play tonight / Meaningless Preseason game / Monday Night Football.

A low scoring game / Vince sprains leg running untouched / Plenty of field goals.

Planned each hour out / 8 to 9 is chocolate time / Every day this week.

Empty lit suburb / Driving home after nice day / Streetlights just for me.

Lots of drama here / None of it my fault but still / Want to call police.

After I Googled / Found I still want new account / Sick of these shackles.

Need fully charged phone / For what I'm about to say / When this girl responds.

Clear perfect weather / Old cabin waits for power / Should be on by now.

Chihuahua returns / whir of fans and young girl / Power cut on today.

A girl from my fave five / Maybe it's a dream come true / Here September 6.

Xbox 360 / Wasting my valuable time / Need intervention.

Walking in the dark / Around the lake just a bit / Crickets sing nonstop.

It's now official / The 27 tweets prove it / Just one was English.

We get what we wish / Hearts dream becomes a lost chance / Gone before it's caught.

These haiku all wrong / Supposed to be about Nature / Third line metaphor.

Cabin full of boxes / New roommates move in today / Swallowing my pride.

Lake view is hidden / Liquor store labels and stuff / Tall stack of boxes.

Escaped down the street / joyful cars passing full moon / It's Saturday night.

Woke up cold on couch / Church podcast on my iPhone / Warm up my heart first.

Blade 3 movie on / Friends on their way over / Movie so pitiful.

Up all night playing / Zynga Poker on my phone / Should have slept and dreamt.

KingPliny in France / Worldwide shortage of Haiku / Get back to England.

Not just a holiday / KingPliny moving to France / Doldrums with good wine.

Think about her daily / Country song stuck in my head / Know I always wait.

Just saw Icecicle lights / On an old NorthHaven home / Christmas time is near.

Back to the future / Road from Frayser to Bartlett / Might be time machine.

I tried to translate / it's easy to read Japanese / When you have iPhone.

Dawn yet to spring forth / On couch all night dwelling / Stuck on yesterday.

Only down thirty four / ten minutes left in the game / People still cheering

Cold walking down street / After eating my Wheaties / Woke up at sunset.

Some new follower / seven months since his last tweet / Silence too drastic.

Getting lots of sleep / spending too much time dreaming / Spoiled rotten king.

Noisy CBS / Finished watching Survivor / Psycho voted off.

At Navy Exchange / all the products are tempting / Might join Marines.

Late night Fall suburb / all worries get put aside / All nights look the same.

Banging on window / yelling things that must get done / Cool Fall alarm clock.

Early awake bake / maybe final time good thing / Losing everything.

Crafting the future / absurd possibilities / Pile of old pennies.

When I get drinking / Expect some upside down tweets / But this time lazy.

A word to the wise / don't wear designer white shirt / Red Kool aid vodka.

As sunlight cooks ground / somehow missing games again / Shelby Forest bound.

My blue swede Timboots / technically they're made for this / Turning brown with dust.

Clean for a whole day / plenty of chances to smoke / Might relapse again.

Months I have looked / For new "D" words like "Dandy" / "D" words frickin rule.

Out showing a home / and listing a bigger home / Acres and horses.

Wood walls and top / bed suprise cat underneath / Think he found a mouse.

Very excited / Driving alone in suburb / Wait, that's depressing.

Walking 'round a lake / in suit jacket, brown cord pants / Blue swede Timberlands.

Again woke abruptly / as assistant bangs window / For third time this week.

Bucks at Grizz tonight / Now I know how it must feel / When some team plays us.

Watched football all day / criminal acts weigh heavy / In for a good trip.

When I see your face / not a thing that I would change / 'cause you're amazing.

On my merry way / to my first ex-girlfriends house / Teenage dream tonight.

Barefoot in the yard / ran the hose for two hours / Then walked to Bartlett.

So apparently / All my drafts for last two weeks / Nowhere to be found.

Leaves fall from the trees / pass unfinished neighborhoods / No one can afford.

Lake weather perfect / began to feel like weekend / music and Fall breeze.

They had a website / people like me can log on / Website not racist.

Full moon drifts above / as the dawn makes a smooth light / Acorns drop loudly.

Working on my phone / got to-do lists in my notes / Damn overwhelming.

Got up this morning / home before noon and slept long / Luckiest ever.

Four kids on my porch / playing loudly with street chalk / Get six of my own.

Watching Cowboys game / me and Captain Morgan think / I play in Turkey.

Watching Gruden think / He should be coaching soon / The Cowboys need him.

Everytime I tweet / makes me think of that girl / Who dislikes hashtags.

Still need a Walkman / it does things iPhone can't do / Awesome free radio.

Congratulations / on your first meaningful tweet / Won't-follow-back-girl.

Free throw contest game / Shaq 3 of 6 at the line / Up 18 on Heat.

Nope I just checked / I wasn't following her / That Debbie Downer.

I'm about to spend / the last of my hope and change / Dollar store and gas.

So you are upset / rather let three houses rot / Than take cash for them.

House closing Tuesday / thousands of dollars will get / All gone by Wednesday.

Shelves of old schoolbooks / unfinished Spanish classwork / Blank paper folders.

Each little thing I need / found when and where I need it / I'm lucky that way.

One that got away / a fair shot at pulling through / Loving this flashback.

Cool November first / freezing last year at this time / Where's the cold weather?

Maybe room for more / but no matter who I'm with / I dream about you.

Spending time with mom / Watching afternoon TV / Judge shows and Oprah.

Woke up abruptly / so hard to remember dream / Regrets flood my mind.

A button for them. / My party had a write-in / I voted for Elvis.

Elitest player / on third bye week this season / Randy Freaking Moss.

Precious perception / Town country wraparound porch / Launchpad for freedom.

Foggy orange road / Streetlights glowing heavenly / Few cars out so late.

Chances are slim now / Recruiter says I'm too old / Go die somewhere else.

Way back above normal / Roller coaster moodswing day / At it's highest point.

Watching friends tv / Real WWII history shows / Now watching Valkyrie.

Cold dark room at night / Her head shines out from covers / Heart still warms the room.

Up all night alone / Watched movies and thought hard / Wanted to walk home.

Just so we are clear / left my car at the lakehouse / I just like walking.

Still in the same clothes / not been to my house in days / Roommates think I'm home.

Americas team / Their Coach and our President / Nothing is their fault.

Then the spammer said / Thanks for follow, here's a gift / Just click on this link.

A kind window knock / Nice conversation outside / No need for a smoke.

All too familiar / Dreams of you mostly happen / I've someplace to be.

Dressed up in a suit / Brought a nice leather binder / All day Realtor class.

Two seat paddleboat / Cup holders for alcohol / Nothing without you.

We don't need a coach / Griz down by merely 16 / Hire an empty chair.

Tall mirror buildings / Unrealistic daily dream / Dare me to step up.

Gone crazy in class / I feel like walking over / Weather don't matter.

Everyone takes lunch / Can't get you out of my mind / I'm hungry for you.

Sitting at Target / Heard a car wreck fiddy feet / They wait on police.

They stand like statues / Won't just exchange their info / Teeny little crash.

Close eyes to dream well / Music is so powerful / Complete mind control.

Invisible gold / Perfect radio station / Free and for granted.

My HP computer / Can't find pictures on my phone / Thousand bucks wasted.

Outside with my friend / who thinks he can catch raccoon / With DSL cord.

Fourty two outside / midnight pinecone campfire smoke / Cracked fire chimnea.

Slept off Saturday / Watched pro football all Sunday / Neo-Groundhog weekend.

Dear court date I missed / Sorry I did't get in line / Made deal over phone.

Watching a movie / With a nice view of the lake / Half of day over.

Magic dream maker / What holds the heart together / When it is broken.

Brenda couldn't use / her feminine superpowers / on that queer Sash.

Brenda couldn't use / her feminine superpowers / on that dumb queer Sash.

Was up all night long / Oh snap rest quiet crash soon / List 19 new lots.

Another cool day / Another white hot campfire / Alone as band plays.

Played guitar all night / Fingers really hurt right now / Insane guitar licks.

Supposed to pick up / My friend from his job at 6 / It's 10 o'clock now.

I love my suburb / No crime and the best girlfriends / Everything is new.

Well this was fun y'all / However I must change now / Into a grown up.

Wrestling in her bed / What trouble we would be in / Had our parents known.

A warm Fall evening / Already looking forward / Springtime dragonflies.

That's the last of it / Stored away with best trinkets / Near mirrored marbles.

Shoot, one last smoke out / Up all night for final time / "Return of Saturn."

Her white skin won't tan / Doesn't prove she's an angel / I just blew your mind.

Sunset in suburb / Wednesday, before Thanksgiving / plenty of females.

Burning with desire / Absolute silence from mouth / Night rain slush deluge.

At night in my dreams / Visions clear as yesterday / Unexplainable.

Cold well lit garage / Two fishtanks hum with water / One heart with a leak.

Angels pure at heart / Cold night warm under covers / Precious red toenails.

Raindrops keep falling / Ground like a cold wet towel / Empty baseball field.

With certain result / A try not worth the trouble / Dreams flow into ditch.

Beautiful future / Money does buy happiness / Happiness forclosed.

Poker, pills and money / That's what those followbots want / Us to tweet about.

Tears like a rainstorm / Spread out over distance time / Fills lakes nonetheless.

I always wonder / as good as I remember / Did you feel the same.

Bullet to the heart / Or frozen solid from cold / Better than missing you.

On Santa Valley Street / Going to learn to play guitar / "Just a Dream", Nelly.

Carrying so much weight / No sleep for cold Fall Saturday / Biggest dawn ever.

Monday morning tweet / Stayed up all night again / Work Fall rainy day.

Slept all day long / Now heading to the city / Eleven at night.

Waited two weeks long / Wanted to watch Survivor / But I overslept.

Old Spice Body Wash / Fresh clean clothes and full days rest / One o one point nine.

ℱℴℓℓℴω your spirit / When you wish upon a star / Or you'll get bad luck.

Just listed a home / Beautiful Cordova / Has no scarcity.

Here we go again / My new fake tattoo is peeling / Feel it under shirt.

Nearly four A M / Just slept for twenty hours / Can't remember dreams.

Church at nine thirty / Then watch three whole Football games / Eyes seen this before.

Woke up watching war / Without precious tobacco / Cold outside wacko.

Happy new outlook / Today is looking awesome / Thru icy car windows.

Drove early downtown / Headed back to white breaded world / Forgot my wallet.

Each blood donation / A chance to win an old car / ' 7 3 LASABRE.

Died before iPhone / Imagine all those people / Living for the day.

Overpriced products / Enjoying, The Price is Right / Nice 10k bathtub.

Got so bored watching / Golden State Warriors get / slaughtered by the Heat.

Wait, that says A M / tWas looking for football on / Five in the morning.

Don't be a stranger / Her hands felt old and crinkley / Regretful handshake.

Party had today / Plenty of cake and ice cream / For this ninteenth wheel.

Sunday Night Football / Divisional opponent / Stupid Vick love fest.

Dear Apple iPhone / your car chargers are shitty / It's now official.

Such a cold tough crowd / lost four more spammers this week / I should be happy.

Sometimes, when I wake up / think of ways to help the world / Then TV attacks.

Missed my Sunday school / at the great airport sized Church / No one knows me there.

Back when had nice abs / and perfect hair forever / Paying for it now.

Woke up on her couch / food was still on the table / Sports on the tv.

Painful reminder / many Christmas light setups / Will be up all year.

Thought it was Monday / But it's just Sunday morning / I'm watching Beowolf.

Mysterious end / Legends and fairytales told / Through up all night eyes.

Getting sick from stress / Dreading all these Realtor fees / insurance payments.

Coldest calm clean night / clicked heater down one degree / Noticably cold.

Shaved off Conan beard / long shower and clean warm clothes / Kill for a haircut.

I am not kidding / only commercial I mute / iPad piano song.

Looking back I think / might have been a bad idea / First CD was Snoop.

Showed a home today / awful hard to sell a house / Banks sell them cheaper.

Have plans for new years / Kinda rare. Doubt I'll cancel / Might dump her for you.

Up all night again / stupid addictive poker / Need intervention.

Up all night again / One more vice to get rid of / xBox 360.

Command and Conquer / this game makes the sun come up / Same level each time.

Storm an hour out / shits about to hit the fan / Big temperature drop.

we had new yrrrs plans / nice of you to cancel now / At the last minute.

All better already / no need to jump off a bridge / Or walk to north pole.

Rainy new years night / sound of guitars playing loud / From the cold wet street.

Back to listing homes / wearing my blue swede timboots / Clear dry new years day.

I dropped my iPhone / now the button doesn't work / Turn phone off instead.

Stars look great tonight / as I walk around the lake / Love of chimney smoke.

Up all night again / 'bout to watch Smokin Aces / A must see movie.

At my friends house / snow closed all the schools today / Cartoons dumb us down.

Watching Price is Right / Plenty of people with me / Snow day is awesome.

Sadly, haikuing / when all I want to do is talk / But she won't listen.

Past midnight by far / As snow melts into the lake / Life mirrors seasons.

Woke up for Office / Slept for 24 hours / Seinfelds new to me.

Snowy sunrise pink / ducks already in the lake / Reflection from the light.

Snow covers the yard / full days of sleep, nights of games / Nothing productive.

Recording radio / Nothing better than at the desk / Making the best mix.

At birthday party / all the females are too young / Mood rollercoaster.

Cold moonlit midnight / still too many people here / even my

Woke up over here / suppose I should have went home / might control myself.

There hungers a a force / Football on television / eats every Sunday.

See both sides peaceful / make believe possible / before every dawn.

At Autozone now / during halftime of the game / No time for

First pick a search word / Second, add the word "finna" / Pats finna lose to Jets.

Illegal profit / Black market. Damn it feels good / to be a gangsta.

As I unreel thread / from the spool I miss you from / past becomes present.

Daaamn channel 3 / cover tv screen in news / During Price is Right.

Snow melts on impact / soaked streets, with giant snowflakes / slept all day again.

Mallard ducks arrived / there were ducks already here / playful scuba ducks.

Loud city car noise / walking around quiet lake / on good tv night.

Pop music and planes / share same cold hazy sky / with towers and lights.

9 to 5 nightmare / familiar faces, hotel / still miss you so much.

Casino they went / while I sat in their garage / Ranking up Halo.

Bought candy today / forgot to bring any home / Really want to die.

This movie is great / even better in Spanish / forget it's not real.

Woke up late for church / Went shopping and spent too much / now, Celtics-Lakers.

Extreme Makeover / Home Edition always has / a part to cry at.

Turned on the water / all the faucets were open / mopping for hours.

Ate no food today / second listing appointment / Suit and tight lettuce.

Winter train woo-woo / Priceless new jacket feeling / clear winter night sky.

Garage band disperse / music infinitely plays / late Saturday nights.

Aware of impact / winter bedtime dreams of you / looking forward to.

Self centered too much / winter's cold, you found some arms / my wrong words came out.

Ten days from birthday / Just after valentines day / no date for those dates.

Silly winter birds / fresh white bread thrown at their feet / they walk over it.

Watchin The Nanny / four inches of snow outside / sometimes melts the heart.

Backwards schedule / lone night owl in cold winter / sleep during the day.

Warm and fresh scent / underestimate shower / but not body wash.

Birthday tomorrow / Enjoying a new mixtape / day dreaming freedom.

Early Spring evening / Black and Yellow, every note / then the mixtape stops.

31 today / dreams of you strong as ever / should I terminate.

Beginning of Spring / different ducks land in the lake / all looking the same.

So apparently, / Watching too much 24, / Link to insomnia.

Beautiful houses / new unfinished neighborhoods / wet empty lit streets.

Did not know before / Just guessed what FML meant / my glass is half full.

Humongous oak tree, / or plenty of firewood. / This storm will decide.

Traffic has died down / cold weather swept highway clean / Aimlessly waiting.

Out late every night / holding down a normal job / untouchable girl.

Out late every night / holding down a normal job / underage hot girl.

Personalities / bold ideas far from restraint / Crafty new screennames.

Watching TwentyFour / back when this stuff was made up / tecno policework.

Wrong words said to her / honestly all just fine now / Delayed reaction.

Mine dont have nature / Their haikus make my haikus / appear so trashy.

Stood in the dark street / as dogs barked at me nonstop / til they got tired.

Stood in the dark street / dogs barked for ten minutes straight / til they got tired.

Half hour of laughing / Aww, he's not even verified / fake Emilio.

East Memphis backyard / rarely ever come over / Always alcohol.

Rearrange my room / do what the wall sockets say / one pitiful lamp.

Anyone awake / tired of being alone / talking to myself.

Phone dying. Grizzlie goodbye. / Good luck tonight, third world. / twenty four hours.

Lonelyness headache / My expectations too high / die alone inside.

Feel so fresh and clean / Sunday in Bartlett driving / High dollar shampoo.

Driving for an hour / getting wires and controllers / account not valid.

Spring home sales pick up / Closing attorney's office / Fourth floor Quail Hollow.

Backwards schedule / like the Spring that backfired / back to cold again.

After up all night / then during the day I crash / internal clock wrong.

After up all night / during the cold days I crash / internal clock wrong.

Planning for Springtime / writing a long to-do list / someone new all night.

Writing after midnight / dim lamplight onto white binder / unplugged computer.

Blue skys finally / get to take pictures of homes / must get them online.

Dang that's depressing / A mirrored elevator / Reminder to die.

Spring started today / 26 hours awake / Zero sleep Wednesday.

Beneath the Willow / La la la-la la la la / Whiskey Lullaby.

I'm up early for / my moodswing rollercoaster / want to end it all.

Overdressed for Spring / Dress shoes and socks taken off / chilly sunset breeze.

Cutest brown cord pants / Want to be buried in these / I'm coming home soon.

She lights up a room / but she's barely underage / forbidden blond fruit.

Back to complaining / admitting I'm a failure / and hoping to die.

So long overdue / Wondering about a new account / Let my mind escape.

Waited on your return / very long time, yes I did / now I'm stuck like this.

1000 perfect / pretty sweet girls can be wrong / Rock to crawl under.

Sparkley lake sunrise / still 50 degrees outside / plants appear frosted.

America, the guy, / Watching American Dad / three day marathon.

Always wondered why / the relationship ended / just found out today.

Found a good party, / I'm dressed like a five year old / fitting in with theirs.

A battle of wits / but I suspect you are short / of ammunition.

I must be so fine / I took an angled picture / of only my face.

Going to miss their / "I'm in Hell" Foursquare check-ins / that was rude, oh well.

Damn I just found out / my "I'm a failure" Haikus / were all just Senryu.

Stuck in a dreamworld / slept through the important things / perfect night weather.

Woke up after noon / with a plan and a deadline / hit the ground running.

Never trust your phone / government steals your secrets / Digital parade.

Large oak tree branch fell / covered the whole front yard high / jungle improvement.

Beware of Haiku / Three of my fave five blocked me / this 'lil light of mine.

Grizzlies lost to Spurs / saw tix for $9000 bucks / world has gone crazy.

Screenname of freedom / New account for expressing / innermost feelings.

Might be the same thing / Entertainment, containment / Entercontainment.

Suburb Collierville / full of money and cute girls / the grass is greener.

New twitter account / computer won't let me make / big brother knows best.

Miss you as normal / but now you're spectacular / Must self terminate.

Finna career change / and sleep all day on Easter / dream of hunting eggs.

At Petco, about / twenty people and pet snakes / in a chair circle.

Such a bright spot here / Listening to New Avril / Baby this is love.

Then regret falls in / Damn I wish you were here / it has been a while.

Slept til 5 pm / eighteen unanswered voice mails / going back to bed.

Laughing at my tweet / Up 29 straight hours / Now, that's how I sleep.

No food in the house / Spending my coin collection / Found a fortune, cookie.

At super size church / Planning my suicide / This is depressing.

Nonstop whoosh of cars / Another all night grocery / Baskets making threes.

Powered by trail mix / danced in the dark all night / pop radio mix tape.

Green sword for olives / mixed glass of rum lemonade / red sword for cherries.

Anytime is good / Chocolate chips melted on you / A happy-trail mix.

Watching Tru TV / The show about pawning shit / so they can gamble.

Twitter is broken / no new tweets are showing up / got my money's worth.

Merely had to tweet / to get this app to update / now I read your jokes.

My Foxsports blog has / given me a great idea / list US problems.

Loudest mosquito / bent on creating ruckus / smart little space ship.

Power cut back on / back to watching 24 / Eating whole grain rice.

House sitting again / Silver Surfer movie bad / volume control fail.

Things overflowing / paper towel rolls on hand / housesitting chaos.

An unused weekend / with a holiday to boot / same shirt since Thursday.

Worst day to donate / right after a holiday / too many people.