If I tweet like this / I might be more consise but / not make any sense

Haiku mastery / difficult, satisfying / freaking adjectives

I sometimes worry / when it takes 30 seconds / to ssh in

There is a large whale / being carried by small birds / Twitter is busy

I must look so strange / counting to five and seven / while I am at work

Captures packets too / fully customizable / also Dummynet.

Most unexpected / yet it happens quite often / my foot is asleep

When I am at home / my Twitter presence is small. / Am I bored at work?

what if I made a / script that helped me generate / haikus on the fly

It is dark outside / a warm shower and soft bed / going to sleep soon

I would start algs now / but linear programming / has blown my mind, dood.

Composing haikus / while you walk is pretty fun / ouch walked into tree