Shower completed / My ears are clogged with water / I need a Q-tip

When fall weather hits / You expect San Francisco / To be cold, not hot.

My nose is tickled / By paint fumes in the office / Pray for my brain cells

New Years got me sick / Sickness is kicking my butt / I am still coughing

A Haiku a day / Would make my blues go away / If I remembered.

While I was driving / The rain falling in torrents / I almost got hit

I would like to dance / To a Lindy or Blues song / With someone right now.

At Wizard of Oz / In the Castro theatre / You wish you were here

'Tis a Gorgeous Day / Which is a bit surprising / Ah, San Francisco

Finally did it / I told the creepy hug dude / "Please don't grab my butt"

While driving to work / I saw a man with drumsticks / drumming on his wheel

The best thing about / public transportation is / I can read my books.

Spending my lunch time / at the auto repair shop / there are worse places.