I'm sad, very sad / Our smartest people bombed moon / This is embarrassing

It's the saddest day / Visits to the parks must end / Have to go home now

See Black Maria / It's the world's first movie set / Edison HS

Ride on the steam train / Steamtown has one of the best / In Scranton PA

I-81 jammed / Get off, time to smell the roses / On the Skyline Drive

Snow on high desert / Painted Desert wears white coat / Won't see this again

Cool clear morning dawns / Sky slowly chiseled from earth / Autumn underway

First shots fired at me / In middle of the harbor / I am Fort Sumter

No boardwalks, condos / This can't be the Jersey shore! / Must be Sandy Hook

Keel-boat men walked here / Now I drive home on the same / Natchez Trace Parkway

Martin had a dream / Went to a National Park / And told it to us

I went for lobster / I found Cadillac Mountain / In Acadia

Yellowstone last day / Brush inches deep snow from car / Oh yeah, it's still June

Saw Monty Pythons / All over tube yesterday / Great, fond memories

Python's Remembrance / Has it really been forty years? / Don't know where they've gone

I try and I try / But Spanish Inquisition / Is too long for haiku

Spam, eggs, bacon, Spam / I don't want that for breakfast / There's not enough Spam

It's cold this morning / So cold and not winter yet / Hot oat meal warms me

Yahho Mail is down / Glad I have a backup plan / I use Gmail too