The latenight subway / Didn't stop at my station. / Sleeping conductor.

Made with real sugar / And devoid of aftertaste. / Pepsi Throwback rocks!

Speed Racer movie / Is true to original. / Cartoon was silly.

Although fun to watch, / I really should be working. / Here comes Speed Racer!

Finished my last call / And logged out of phone system. / My week off starts now!

In Saint-Hyacinthe / Visiting my mom's yarn store. / Swarm of elderly.

Just bought a second / Twenty-four inch monitor. / Huge screen real estate!

Face buried in crotch / For over fifteen minutes. / Fixing tear in pants.

I was payed to watch / Roughly six hours of One Piece. / All in a day's work!

NOS Energy Drink / Doesn't really wake me up. / I drink for the taste.

The Block Quebecois / And Green Party are the same. / Insignificant.

I know that my last / Haiku is a few days late. / For the sake of prose.

I saw a man who / Was way over dressed today. / Winter coat in June.