ACM sound guy / Botched Brooks and Dunn's final song / You are so fired

Watch the movie "Dirt" / It's what Food, Inc. SHOULD have been / Be the hummingbird!

For once and for all / Henry's handball WAS cheating / Ireland was screwed

I'm in bed by eight / How much longer will this last? / Spring awaits outside!

Alone in the sky / Illuminating the night / Full moon of promise

What's worse than losing? / Virginians causing traffic / On their way back home

Last day for haiku / May your life be full of art / And beauty abound

Cinco de Mayo / CIES tradition / Drunk and home by 10

It's been quite a week / Elections in the UK / Chavez on TwitterWhat's in store next week?

Such tormented dreams / I toss and I turn all night / Insomnia Wins

It's Poetry Month! / Throughout the month of April / I'll tweet in haiku

Friday rush hour / amidst the cherry blossoms / I dream of springtime

Brunch, Baseball, Barça / Sounds like a good day to me! / Where's my Nat's visor?

I've tears in my eyes / I can't breathe when you're around / GO AWAY POLLEN

You don't like matzoh? / Try my charoset / It will change your world

You don't like matzoh? / Try it with my charoset / It may change your life

Tourons everywhere! / That's DC speak for tourist / mixed with a moron

Forcing me to face / Harsh glare of reality / Damn you, alarm clock

Oh, for a live stream! / Need to watch El Clasico / But can't install flash

British Royalty / Can get married at Hogwarts?! / Now that's impressive