An all-staff meeting / Late afternoon on Monday / Hope there are cookies

Dear magazine folk, / Why must you bug for next year / When I just renewed??!!

Middle school horde with / meal vouchers in the food court. / Dim Sum woman pleads.

Synapses firing / Heartbeat a little quicker / Thanks, Coca-Cola

"A tweet? I meant to / send her a direct message. / There goes the Weiner!"

Hordes of fresh faces / Interns descend on D.C. / Let's teach them haiku!

In elevator / Intern thought I was intern / she just made my day!

Next town over has / them fancy-pants restaurants / like Olive Garden.

Adulthood means I / can eat Cocoa Krispies now. / I'm livin' the dream.

Morning beverages / Crank up the A / C and drink

D.C. driving tip / Go to the bathroom before / Ever starting car.

In humidity / I'm the Grinch, but it's my hair / that grows three sizes.

Day in the 60s / I didn't know you owned pants! / Could be the motto.

Chocolate pudding / pie awaits me in my fridge. / Can't wait to get home!

Hack. Hack. A-HEM. Sniff / HACKAHEM. Cough, cough-bleh-hem. / Allergies. That's all.

Wearing flats in Fall / Are those pearly white stockings? / No. Just wintry feet.