I want some coffee / Why am I without a car / Office suicide

Boss is out today / The office is so quiet / Time to watch Rupaul!

RuPaul's Drag Race / Best way to kill time at work / Missing syllable

Chicken in oven / Really want to go to sleep / Why did I start late?

Oatmeal for breakfast / Water was not hot enough / I'm a fucking horse

Made chicken salad / Chicken, mayo, & relish / Fat girls need love too