Screwed up calf muscle / running on hold until back / from

I always thought Greece / would threaten humanity / just spelled differently.

A cheese grater will / grate the end of your finger / if you're not careful

Wonderful pastry / round with hole in the center / donuts are awesome

NFL is pink. / That's a lot of mammograms / Komen could have bought

Thinking about WoW / Cataclysm's intriguing / but raiding blows goats.

Moss is a Viking! / Gotta be a good thing since / Packers fans hate it.

Hey, the Rangers won! / I'd rather the Twins play them / Damn Yankees come first.

Relentless beeping / The smoke detector's song blares / embarrassed neighbor

Twins two-run home run! / Touch 'em all, Mike Cuddyer! / The damn Yankees suck.

Curtis Granderson / You make me a sad Twins fan / you big poopy head.

Annual meltdown / of C.C. Sabathia / taking place right now

Incessant whining / from both Dems and GOP / gives me a headache.

Brewers win again! / Cardinals are nothing without / LaRussa's Cheating

Road trip tomorrow / I need some new driving tunes / recommendations?

The Knife is so good / but then Karin starts singing / oh god the screeching…

What the crap, HP! / You bought WebOS for what? / To kill it? That's so stupid it can't possibly be contained in a

Just bought a printer / first thing it does is clean heads / now my ink is drained