Watching dog take shit / under the blue white light of / the full winter moon

Woman at playground / takes drag off her cigarette / while yelling at kids

Middle-aged couple / stoned, hog the swing set, but not / baby swing, hooray

I clean up dog's poop / toddler asks "hold it?" but no / I won't let her hold

February rain / I explain "clouds make the rain" / night air smells like bliss

"you won't remember" / toys doing dives off faucet / tooth brushing in tub

Angry woman rides / world's loudest dirtbike down street / hipster neighbors laugh

Why oh why'd you hire / a black hat SEO firm / adios, rankings

The future is bright / er with dental insurance / Dansko shoe blowout

It's starting to work / There's nothing quite like Amish / furniture. Game on

Sensual massage / Dancing bunnies starring you! / Spy cameras see more

Visit the hometown / of the thong. You can't miss these / deals on SUVs

Women love well hung / men. We carry all the wigs / you need. Dates await.

Help re-ignite old / loves. Cast a powerful love / spell! No-strings fun here.

By the light of the / super moon I ate fries, pulled / out fistfuls of hair