So American / There is nothing that I need / Black Friday shopping

A fire hazard? / We will all perish in line / Target, Black Friday

Light the menorah / The greatest time of the year / Happy Hanukkah

Driving to Florida / Finally done with finals / Bye, Appalachia

Ten minutes, too long / We love to hear ourselves speak / It's a long, slow death

So bored. More lip balm? / Flip my hair. Uncross my legs. / Girl.