Festivusku O Festivus pole / Lovely in tinsellessness / Freed from the crawl space

Halftime Super Bowl show / A black eye on music / Entertainment?

TREES are brown and green / Reaching into the blue sky. / Chop them down for fun.

Abraham Lincoln / Time travels to the present / "I thought I'd freed y'all!"

A big bag of cans / Has its own fate, don't you know / Here one day, then gone