Twitter is too slow / I am stuck at home today / So I write

Republican fail / Dems take the House and Senate / Ha Ha Ha Ha ha

You still have your guns / Sucks about your dignity / Cant get that back soon

Conservatives can't / Really be against gay rights / They'd all do Reagan

Sean Hannity is / to intelligent thought as / Tiger to marriage

Turkey is cooking / House is really clean right now / nothing else to do

A Republican / think tank is epitomy / of oxy-moron

I wanted to go / to the tea party rally / forgot hood and cape

Rest in Peace bunny / Your journey has now ended / My tummy thanks you

Oh silly cubs fans / sigh. when will you ever learn? / been a century

Took impromptu nap / Does not happen very much / Now that I have kids

Lost by Eleven / Three grand slams would have won it / There's always next year