A wee little keg / like my own tiny party / wish I had one now

oggled recipes / they look so good in pictures / have I guts to try?

When I write haiku / I use my fingers to count / Am I a cheater?

Tomorrow, I'm off / I am so sick of airplanes / can't wait to be back

Went to Oregon / but forgot an umbrella / what is wrong with me?

Wish I had the skills / to only speak in haiku / would drive people nuts!

Tea and an old friend / such a lovely evening / here and gone again

Tomorrow is gone / a new day's promise is dead / fucking time machine.

2010, gone / One more trip around the sun / Our planet has made

Red Tail Ale on sale! / Great way to start the new year / Tasty beer, good friends.

I know more coffee / will kill this headache, but is / it worth the jitters?

Coffee beer, pizza / and Ice Pirates- ridiculous! / a good night indeed.

Sweet Jesus, cheetos! / Who needs crack when they have you? / Not I, sir, not I.

introduced a kid / to "classic" Green Day at work / my work here is done

Beer me a haiku. / No, wait, haiku me a beer. / Just pass the damn beer.

Friday night, hella tired / think I'll go to bed early / old at twenty-four

Morning coffee, yes! / Ready for new adventures / I know today brings

Every time I catch / Earthrise on the horizon / it's like the first time

black-bottom cupcakes / mint, cream cheese, chocolate / baking is awesome

The poppies are out! / Lovely orange flowers dot the hillsides / California spring

I, for one, welcome / our new robot overlords. / Happy

cozy grey morning / perfect for crafting except / a bit hungover

Wish we had a couch / it would make life less stressful / and more comfortable

Rain? Seriously? / But this is California / and it's nearly June!