This cake is nasty / Now I am feeling queasy / Live up to my name.

I'm out in the woods / I'm fighting demons and bears / Still, hoes everywhere.

I'm lost in the lake / Virgin Mary emerges / Aw, thank you based god.

I'm wearing cashmere / I'm so fly, so debonaire / Rookie of the year.

First immortality / Then the bitches, don't snitch / You might get stitches.

Work day winding down / But the day is far from over / It has just begun.

just broke my glasses / tired of getting it fixed / new pair or contacts.

It begins today / This is the summer of Punk / Now go to sleep, bitch.

It's a goddamn shame / How villains live forever / And the good die young.

Went to the office / Database server is down / I'm going right home.

It's way too early / On the road to Buffalo / Not that excited.

Really need some sleep / Can't process information / Or think properly.

Can't feel my eyelids / I just want lie down and sleep / Vie for rest to keep.

If I had one wish / It would be for you to shut it / You're loud as fuck, bro.

They look down upon / Watching the throne, gaze and fawn / While I sit and yawn.

Game time, over time / Working on a saturday / So much for me time.

Snatched Mac Miller's mic / Kanye has done it again / Prepare for backlash.

I have a meeting / With a guy named Ben Franklin / Must resist the puns.

The sparks are flying / I can feel it in the air / Electricity.

Flying through the air / I can see it clearly now / It's stringy as hell.

World about to collapse / And the walls are closing in / Still don't feel a thing.

Good news and bad news / It was coming up Milhouse / Then it's all for naught.

It's a little weird / First time without school in years / I'm still a goon though.

Some horrible news / My back might be messed for life / Well, ain't that a bitch?

Ah, my department / No one is in the office / Will be going home.

awfully awesome / my artistry has awestruck / all things to no one.

homer on that lean / that flaming moe episode / still stuck in my dome.

angry old lady / i know what's troubling you / please chill the fuck out.

Office power out / Can't work remotely from home / That's pure awesomeness.

Feel drowsy as hell / Now slow movin like a slug / Gotta go to work.

It's all spend, spend, spend / Saving money is so hard / Cancel everything.

Downtown to uptown / Doesn't matter where you are / It's still chinatown.

Im so fucking bored / Gonna leave early from work / Screw this monotony.

Rushing through this guide / I'm trying to get outside / This weather's awesome.

I've aged horribly / I can't wait til retirement / Forty years from now.

Won a pair of Beats / Actually sounds pretty good / I am what I hate.

Grant's a true rebel / Terrorized the elderly / While stashing his hoe.

I am so tired / Unprepared for this bs / Hope it works out well.

Bad presentation / To a room of engineers / Shouldn't have picked me.

Leona Lewis / She's trending for no reason / She cramped, bleeding love.

Thought I was awake / It turns out I was dreaming / Dreamt I was awake.

We're trying to leave / But resistance is futile / Stuck here forever.

Infor VPN / Why do you hate me so much / You motherfucker.

Fuck you Oracle / I hate your shitty software / And Kwame Brown too.

Vietnamese wedding / Everyone's forced to drink / Ulcer imminent.

It's true what they say / Anybody named Janet / Usually a bitch.

Common vs. Drake / The hip hop equivalent / Of a pillow fight.

It's a robbery / We stand here watching the scene / At the Promenade.

Sitting here waiting / For what seems like forever / All for this paper.

Don't say I don't know / I know you don't have a clue / I know more than you.

Meetings are useless / We just avoid doing work / So unproductive.

Yes, iphones for all / Unknowingly we are all / Assimilated.

Crazy work morning / I just got to eat breakfast / It's almost lunch time.

Talking to herself / This old lady has gone mad / Like most support staff.

One hour thirty / This day can't end soon enough / Please help me Based God.

Should work from home more / No one gets work done at work / Very ironic.

Elevators shut down / Fire trucks, they are coming / Work in a death trap.

It's so cold out there / Don't forget to bundle up / Lousy smarch weather.

So fucking stupid / Homeless people as hotspots / wandering wifi.

Who's in the office / Lazy engineers not here / Going for a run.

There's nothing better / Than the thrill of victory / Knowing you killed it.

I hate computers / I hate you too Internets / Should be a farmer.

I am so tired / When am I going to sleep / Probably never.

Up before the birds / Curse these ungodly hours / Time to go to work.

Eat heavy when rich / And now my cup runneth over / You wouldn't know it.

Feasting over here / Now my cup runneth over / Wouldn't you know it.

I just got off work / So what did I do today / Even I'm not sure.