There's an urban myth / That mobile phone's cause cancer / False. They cause herpes.

since feeling is first / who pays any attention / to attribution

A bird in the hand / Is worth two birds in the bush / Stupid exchange rates

Arsenic, you say? / Well, the proof of the pudding / Is in the eating

To make an omelette / You have to break a few eggs / Same with I.V.F

I have updated / My curriculum vitae / "Suppressed gag reflex"

Well, a problem shared / is a problem halved, they say / not so with herpes