Best way to ensure / there will be no rain today / scatter some grass seed.

See this profile pic / For my fetlife avatar / Massive wooden spoon!

After dental pain / count the fading pangs until / coffee time again

Teenage son depressed / i am making pancakes now / just to see him smile!

When i move a plank / finding lots of slugs and bugs / food for happy birds!

Grey scum oozes, pools; / how has breakfast come to this? / The modern rasher.

Sulphur and lava / smouldering with hidden heat / Sicilian wine.

She moved through the fair / bravely winning china dolls / but shattered them all

Kiss a hairy bum / then look round for grievances / blotting out the Sun.