Haiku about cock / written in the third person / He found it quite hard

Haiku about dick / are not very creative / and always too quick

A penis haiku / that is blunt and to a point / still cums short of goal

A great dick haiku / packed neatly into its coop / mission accomplished!

If a hard-on falls / in the forest, do you go / blind? Bill Hicks, brilliant

Good pussy haiku / must not be too big, or else / no one will like it.